My Thoughts while running

Outside: "Google maps lied. This has to be longer than 5 miles. This would be easier if I was chasing a ball. Not another hill."

On the treadmill: "This is the longest commercial break ever. When will it end? Worst 2 minutes of my life. TV is terrible. Another commercial break? That's it I'm changing the channel. Which button is channel up. Don't look, don't fall. Found it. Commercial! Screw this I'm going to read a book on the bike."