The Horror

This explains everything. I just found out the coffee I'd been brewing while at home was Decaf. The package was unmarked. I feel betrayed.

Dear Caribou Coffee,

You have a world of work ahead of you in order to regain my trust. You may have gotten comfy there on Roosevelt Road - all alone high and mighty - but if you looked down the street you'd see Starbucks. Now don't get me wrong; I'm saying this in confidence, but don't make me go there. Don't.

Sincerely a Groggy Customer,
Charles